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 CATHOLIC CULTURE WARRIORS UNITE & POWER UP!! I'M ASHAMED OF CONDOM-USERS SINCE I KNOW SEX IS ONLY FOR PROCREATION NOT PLEASURE!! April 18, 2008
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While I'm Catholic and have to agree with my Church's condemning of condoms as birth control--because condoms create a sinful barrier against the sperm fertilizing the egg, as everyone knows sex should be about procreation, not pleasure!--even I couldn't pass up the remarkable deal Durex offers in this variety pack by the CondomMan!!!! When I go out on the town "sarging" with all my liberal PUA (that's pick-up artist) friends, we all like to feel reassurance that Durex has got our collective back, protecting us from unwanted pregnancies women could use to trap us. For clarification, I state I'm happily married and only accompany my liberal PUA friends--oh, all right, more like acquaintances from the service sector (fast-food workers, etc.)--when they go out "sarging" for moral support.
When my liberal friends are shallowly plotting to pick up women in reeking, soulless bars and clubs, at least they can have great piece of mind by knowing Durex fanatically tests their condoms electronically to guarantee no tearing. That way, all my liberal PUA friends can use pick-up lines on girls; manipulate them into thinking they really like them; and then finally "get some" at the end of the night without worrying about that little thing called pregnancy (which would cramp my lib PUA friends' style!), since they look at babies as the unwanted "side-effect" of sex.
I, on the other hand, am nowhere near as "cool" or "happening" as my swinging, player, lib friends, so I just use these Durex condoms in a very conservative fashion with my wife, at home. I must confess each time I slip one of these bad boys on--Durex allows me to choose from Extra Sensitive, Performax, Maximum Love, and Intense Sensation!--I'm consumed with pangs of guilt that my Catholicism imposes. Unobservant or ignorant atheists may not be aware the Catholic Church frowns on condom usage, instead asserting sex should be strictly for making kids.
While I wholeheartedly agree with this Catholic teaching, I find that me and the missus, like most Catholic couples, shamelessly ignore this axiom because as the, ahem, kids like to say, "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. So, I find myself putting on one of these bad boys to ensure the missus doesn't leave me...though not saying our marriage is largely based on sex, you see.
Still, perhaps God reminded me I should stop using condoms for hedonistic purposes because just last night, me and my wife experienced a condom-ripping scare with these very Durex condoms which are trickily advertised as "reliable!!!!" While simultaneously surrendering to our carnal desires all over each other's bodies, I started to feel a little bit funny "down there." So after a quick pullout, I was shocked to discover that the Intense Sensation type had indeed torn; I was not aware that the "intense sensation" was due to the absence of a condom. After some finger-pointing, man-blaming and worries about an unplanned pregnancy--like all those unwed, teen mothers'--my wife took a pregnancy test and discovered she wasn't pregnant.
In conclusion, I've to say I learned my lesson: from now on, I'll only have sex for procreation to follow Catholic teaching to the tee. The remaining rubbers I had left over from my Durex pack I gave to all my happening, lib, PUA friends to use as they cruelly go from bar to bar, hoping to trick women into putting out quickly.
 Can't complain March 29, 2008
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They get the job done quite well, and are very cheep. They shipped a few days faster than stated, which was really nice ;) All in all, it's a great deal.
It's asking if I want to submit a video review of these things. hmmmmmmm.... haha
Lost Package help March 11, 2008
1 out of 5 found this comment useful.
This seller was very helpful when my package was not delivered. I highly recommend them.
Good Stuff February 28, 2008
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The shipment didn't take too long to be delivered, was in good shape and well packed. I recommended this to my friends also.
Good deal February 25, 2008
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This product is a Good deal.
$8.99 for 60 condoms, is a Fantastic Deal.
You would pay that much for a 6 pack at walmart. (at least my walmart)
BUy IT :P
you wont regret it!!!
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